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August 11, 2018 07:00 pm PDT
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Criminal corralled by crime-fighting cows
Last week, a Florida woman (because of course shes from Florida) was caught rolling around in a stolen SUV. There was a chase! There was a crash! In an effort to escape her police entourage, 46-year old Jennifer Anne Kaufman left the other occupants of her pilfered ride behind and took off on foot. As she fled across a farmer's field, Kaufman could likely hear the sirens of the prowl cars that had been chasing her. The helicopter that the Seminole County Sheriffs Office called in to help hunt her down? No way shed have missed that.Kaufman did not, however, account for the cows.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cofSrkP44nERural crime is a serious issue: everyones gotta do their part, even livestock.According to the Tampa Bay Times, after the cows and Seminole County Sheriffs deputies took Kaufman and her pals, who were good enough to stick around, into custody, they had a chance to search the stolen SUV and discovered "more than a gram of cocaine, a crack pipe, syringes and a metal spoon." Thatll do cows. Thatll do.Yeah, I know that it's more likely that the cattle were either curious or expecting to be fed by a human tromping through their field. But honestly, in a world so full of hate, violence and unspeakable dangers, I need to believe that, when faced with a situation like this one, a cow can be relied upon to rise up and mete out justice, that we all might sleep just a little bit easier. Image via PexelsOriginal Link: http://feeds.boingboing.net/~r/boingboing/iBag/~3/_rEPkJIkDQc/criminal-corralled-by-crime-fi.html
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