Chart generates pitch ideas for writers

Halimah Marcus and Benjamin Samuel's "Handy Chart Automatically Generates a Pitch for Your New Novel"

The Electric Literature auto-publicist pitch generator does all that work for youand its easy to use! If youre Beyonc, for instance: first of all, welcome, were glad you read the site. Second of all, you would look up b in column A, e in column B, y in column C, o in column D, and so forth, and then plug them into the sentence below. The result: A keenly observed war epic about an overbearing mistresss quest to grapple with her sexless marriage.

It instructed me to write "a riveting autobiographical novel about a wealthy orphan's dream to confront their traumatic childhood."