This keg is full of ranch dressing

Your sick and twisted dreams of hosting a ranch dressing holiday kegger are about to be realized. Now you can buy five-liter mini-kegs of Hidden Valley Ranch Dressing for 50 bucks each online.

They say it's a "year's supply," but c'mon. Five liters is like "Tuesday" for a superfan of Ranch.

And while you're at it, Ranch freak, check out all the "festive gifts" for the "ultimate Ranch fan" in the Hidden Valley Holiday Outlet.(Pee-wee Herman, Foodiggity)