Denny's new mascot looks like, well, a turd

Oh, Denny's.

How many meetings did you have before you decided on using an anthropomorphic poop-like sausage for one of your Grand Slam breakfast mascots?https://twitter.com/ArmyStrang/status/906564611700350976https://twitter.com/SeanGallimore/status/907012753390395392

Not enough, clearly. I feel a little sad for you right now.

Good job on the tiny fedora though.

photo by Mike Mozart

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