I held 400GB on the tip of my finger and felt like god

An ungodly number of tech gadgets — monster PCs with 18-core processors, a gazillion VR headsets, and more — will be announced at IFA in Berlin this week. But none will match the sheer awesomeness of SanDisk's 400GB microSD card. None. Period. 

Yes, it's a memory card. And yes, storage isn't sexy. But dammit, it's a fingernail-sized memory card with 400 friggin' gigabytes of storage. That's three times the amount of storage that comes with an entry-level MacBook Pro. If you're head isn't exploding thinking about how much stuff you can store in something this small, it should be.