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June 28, 2017 03:25 pm PDT
Original Link: http://feeds.boingboing.net/~r/boingboing/iBag/~3/b0gXPAUWn7Q/grimly-funny-column-from-fake.html
Grimly funny column from Fake Mitch McConnell
Mitch McConnell is the Republican leader who drafted the so-called "Trumpcare" bill in secrecy and hopes to ram it into law in a few days of arm-twisting, media feints and threats. As American lives hang in the balance, McConnell—as voiced by McSweeney's' Bob Vulfov—makes his pitch to the public.
(h/t @davidcarneycr67)My name is Mitch McConnell and I am the Majority Leader of the United States Senate. As you may have heard, the health care bill I secretly drafted would result in 22 million Americans losing their health care coverage. I understand your frustration with the bill, but you also have to understand my side of things. Im in a serious bind here. I owe Thanatos, the God of Death, exactly 22 million human souls and hes come to collect.
Original Link: http://feeds.boingboing.net/~r/boingboing/iBag/~3/b0gXPAUWn7Q/grimly-funny-column-from-fake.html
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