Vending machine offers artisanal fare, precious marketing buzzwords

Want a quick cultural glimpse of the current vibe inSF Bay Area? Take a peekat the contents of this artsysouvenir vending machine my palJessica Nguyen spotted at the Oakland Airport.

Whoever curated this thing really has their finger on the pulse of theBay Area. Though, it is a littlelike playing a game of "Find the precious hipster marketing buzzwords."

I spy (from top to bottom, left to right):

• MOO, dog treats made from Five Dot Ranch's grass-fedbeef ($12 plus tax)
• An eco-friendly embroidered kitchen towel made from hempdepicting the state of California and its state flower: poppies ($24 plus tax)
• A "super-warm cuffed beanie" by local retail favorite Oaklandish ($18 plus tax)
• Peanut butter & Jelly granola by San Francisco-based small batch granola brand, Garrett's ($2.75 plus tax)
• Ready-to-hang wall art made from upcycled 1950s fence wood and a reclaimed California license plate ($15 plus tax)

(And, the winner is... )

• A bag of nut-free, soy-freeAND gluten-free "100% organic bone broth-infused kale chips" ($6.50 plus tax)

The company behind the this little beautyis calledsouveNEARand they've got machines in Kansas City and in San Francisco, as well as in Oakland.