Your overbearing dad Mark Zuckerberg told some rough jokes at F8

In many ways, Mark Zuckerberg is like your dad.

• He insists on ever-increasing control of your internet experience.

• He tells bad jokes.

At Facebook's F8 developer conference held Tuesday held in San Jose, Zuckerberg opened the show with a series of increasingly rough one-liners.

First up: He shared a few of his best F8/The Fate of the Furious crossover jokes. 

1: "We are gathered here at the second biggest event called F8 this week," he joked. "We probably should have seen this coming after Fast and Furious 7."

2: "Now while we don't have The Rock here today, we do have the tech equivalent: David 'The Rock' Marcus." Read more...