Facebook: We made a 'terrible error' when we killed everyone

Facebook killed everyone on Friday, because wiping us off the face of the Earth in a post-Trump mercy-killing just felt right.

As everyone was mourning life as we know it, the social media giant "memorialized" personal accounts around the world with a banner noting that the account holder had passed away, and that their living Facebook page had been turned into a memorial wall. Even Mark Zuckerberg was killed off.

Suddenly the world was split into two groups: those who were massacred by Facebook and those who survived to live under a Donald Trump presidency. The company had no option but to send out a groveling apology.  Read more...