Finally, a way to vote for the hard-earned emoji you want and deserve

Those funny little symbols you innocently share with your friends every day? They mask a totalitarian conspiracy, basically.

The secretive way our emoji are reviewed and chosen by the Unicode Consortium, a non-profit group set up to standardise symbols online (in other words, your standard Illuminati front), is contrary to every democratic value our founding mothers and fathers held dear. 

It is the iron fist of Unicode that has kept the "hang 10" emoji from you for so long. Break down emoji-by-committee and let the people decide, dammit. Let the proletariat have the pancake emoji if they want it. Let them have the little UFO! Read more...