Phallic symbol of Volgograd airport erased prior to Putin's arrival

In anticipation of the arrival of Donald Trump's puppetmaster at Volgograd airport, apparatchiks ordered the obscuration of a wall painting dubbed "The Friendly Penis."

Before:

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A photo posted by (@igorgrom) on Aug 15, 2016 at 1:16am PDT

After:

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A photo posted by Max On (@maxon_russian) on Aug 17, 2016 at 2:46am PDT

The U.S. would never do something as silly as this.

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