This is unlikely to end well: Unidentified hackers have leaked Santa Claus’ most important data

Santa Claus’ hacking woes have just gotten worse.

Way worse.

Shortly after Santa found that his data was breached and that he’d been completely locked out of his Naughty / Nice List, a faceless hacker leaked the list to the online masses — making it accessible to anyone with a device and an Internet connection.

Why would someone hack Santa?

Well, the guy has been at the forefront of some pretty impressive intelligence and technological innovation in his 1,700 years or so in business — many of which are still unexplainable to us today. Who wouldn’t want to check out data that answers questions like: Read more...