Knocked out by brick tied to cow tail

Breaking news from 84 years ago:

BRICK TIED TO COW'S TAIL KNOCKS MILKER UNCONSCIOUS

TOLEDO, Ore., Jan 18 Jack Horsfall, Toledo high school student, decided to stop his cow's practice of switching her tail while he milked. He tied a brick to her tail. The cow switched her tail anyway, and the brick struck Horsfall behind the ear. He fell unconscious. When he had recovered he untied the brick.

[caption id="attachment_427646" align="alignnone" width="450"] The Daily Free Press (Carbondale, Illinois) - Jan 21, 1931[/caption][via]