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I am now an American citizen!

The naturalization ceremony was awesome. Apollo Creed is a judge now and he gives you an eagle and everything.

Joe Biden was there, drunk as a lord.

At each important part of the naturalization process, free dessert has been available. This a perfect manifestation of the American Dream, made available courtesy of the Rotary Club.

Two of the four preceding paragraphs are true.