One Direction Stars Smoke Joint, World Keeps Spinning

Gasp! In what may be the most un-shocking news of the decade, video has leaked of two-fifths of the British boy-band One Direction allegedly smoking marijuana

The five-minute video, originally posted by The Daily Mail, shows band members Louis Tomlinson and Zayn Malik sitting in the back of an SUV on the way to a performance in Peru. Tomlinson can be heard referring to the cigarette as a “joint" and later jokes while driving by a police officer, saying, “He’s having a look. He’s thinking. I’m sure I can smell an illegal substance in there. And he’s hit the nail on the head.”