Area Basketball Star Falls for Fake Onion Article

Being roasted by The Onion means you're notable enough for people to talk about. In a way, it's an honor — but only if you're in on the joke.

And it looks like no one told former Chicago Bulls player Ron Harper.

On Thursday, the Internet's favorite fictitious news source ran a story titled "Ron Harper Won’t Stop Telling People He Was On Dream Team."

You see, Harper played for the Bulls for five years, from 1994 to 1999, and won three NBA Championships with the team. Harper was a part of the legendary 1995-96 Chicago Bulls team coached by Phil Jackson and led by Michael Jordan and Scottie Pippen, but he was never a part of the legendary 1992 Olympic "Dream Team." Read more...