Realistic Mario: Yoshi Isn't As Cuddly As You Think

Warning: This video contains some graphic cartoon violence.

Don't let Yoshi's adorably 8-bit exterior fool you. In real life, he'd still be a ravenous carnivore.

The team at The Pete Holmes Show imagined what life would be like for Mario and Luigi if things in the video game Super Mario Bros. were a little more realistic. The brothers still need to rescue Princess Peach, but maybe they should steer clear of relying on their pet dinosaur, Yoshi, for help.

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