Godzilla Wishes You Were Here

Greetings from the sunny post-apocalypse!

The behemoth green lizard known as Godzilla (or Zilla, or Gojira, or that big dragon in the Puff Daddy music video) gets a lot of flak. People are always screaming and running in the opposite direction whenever he comes to town. It must be pretty lonely when you can't even turn around without knocking a building over

Perhaps all the destruction is a total misunderstanding, and those roars aren't out of terror, but a sad cry for a friend. So we gave him a roundtrip ticket and a couple stamps, and it turns out he's not as scary when you put a sombrero on him Read more...