Hilarious Flight Attendant Makes Air Travel Tolerable

Relieving the stress of flying often requires more than extra bag of mini-pretzels.

After a long day, a Southwest Airlines attendant on a flight to Salt Lake City incorporated a few one-liners into her usual safety spiel for some much-needed comic relief. You might have heard a few wisecracking versions of the safety announcement before, but we doubt you've heard this many delivered this fast

She invited smokers to step outside for a puff, apologized for anyone traveling with small children and encouraged passengers to compliment the attendants' good looks. The cabin pressure masks (costing 75 cents for the first minute) should deliver a flow of gin, she added — oxygen. Read more...