There's Now a Theme Song for Your Winter Suffering

The dangerously frigid temperatures brought on by the polar vortex are forcing everyone indoors, under blankets and into Snuggies. While it was cozy at first, it has now reached levels of cabin fever — bad for you, great for the Internet

One of the odd things to rise from the frozen depths of the wintry chill is this pseudo-techno theme song for the polar vortex

"Polar vortex, you freeze my cortex" just about sums up how everyone in the United States (with the exception of Los Angeles, of course) is feeling at this point