Aziz Ansari Explains Why Texting Ruined Dating

Dating in the 21st century is akin to getting stabbed in the eye with a fork. Nails on a chalkboard, a rusty cheese-grater on your face, ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife (hat tip, Alanis Morissette) — it's uncomfortable, painful and downright ironic

Nobody gets your dating woes more than Aziz Ansari. The comedian went on Conan and talked about the pain of being a single person in the age of texting

"It's pretty much, a lot of times like you're a secretary for a really shoddy organization, scheduling the dumbest sh*t, with the flakiest people ever," Ansari said Read more...