Hospitalized Man Sweetly Confesses Love While Under the Influence

Jason Mortensen got the chance to experience first love a second time around, thanks to some pretty strong hospital meds

Mortensen awoke from a hernia repair surgery and allegedly forgot that the woman next to him was his wife. (Are we sure the surgery wasn't of the Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind variety?) He proceeds to call her "eye candy" and ask if she is a model

When she reveals that she is his wife of six years, he freaks out, finally proclaiming, "I hit the jackpot!" Then he compliments her teeth as, of course, one does Read more...