'30 Rock' Big Guy Grizz Carries Man Like a Baby

Babies in New York City have a pretty sweet deal. Being strapped to a parent's chest frees them of the horrors of jumping over weird technicolor puddles, stepping on chicken bones and being hit by rogue shopping bags — not to mention the exertion of speed-walking all the time

Feeling a little jealous of the little humans? Comedian Mark Malkoff did, too.

That's why Malkoff recruited Grizz Chapman from NBC's 30 Rock to carry him like a baby through New York's Upper West Side in a video for My Damn Channel.

The lucky passersby had some pretty hilarious reactions to the 7-foot Chapman lugging around all 5-foot-7 inches of Malkoff