Watch Apple's New VP Destroy an iPhone With a Steamroller

Apple has hired a new vice president of technology, and while that's not entirely unusual, the choice person is: Kevin Lynch was Adobe's CTO and one of the most vociferous defenders of Flash, which Apple never supported on iOS devices such as the iPhone and iPad.

Back in the day (circa 2009), Lynch was highly critical of Apple's decision to leave Flash out of the iPhone, and even went so far as to help create a video intended to humiliate the device for the omission.

Made for Adobe's developer conference in 2009, the video spoofs shows like Myth Busters with Lynch and friends explaining that they got Flash to work on a multitude of devices (including what looks like a Mad Men-era TV) except for two: an old rotary phone and the iPhone.