15 Hilarious Smokin' Pope Tweets

Smoke Watch 2013 continues in Vatican City as the world awaits signal that the conclave has selected a new pope

Twitter users have found a way to keep themselves occupied — pope smoke jokes in 140 characters or fewer. When you're staring at a chimney all day, weird things come to mind

1.

If the conclave releases smoke from a smoke machine, it means the new pope is Skrillex.

— Jess Dweck (@TheDweck) March 13, 2013

2.

They should bottle that Pope smoke and sell it as a cologne called Pope-oorie.

— Kumail Nanjiani (@kumailn) March 13, 2013

3.

White smoke: yes pope. Black smoke: no pope. Bubbles: soap.

— Brett Erlich (@bretterlich) March 12, 2013