What if Charlie Brown Was More Like Louis C.K.? [NSFW]

Good grief, Charlie Brown, you're looking a little worn out.

When our favorite Peanuts character gets a personality transformation la comedian Louis C.K., the unimaginable happens -- he gets even more somber and dejected. And don't even get us started on the mess that is Lucy. She's now a middle-aged divorce who has gained a few pounds, and still seems as evil as ever.

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But Linus might be the saddest. Clearly, that blanket has only made him creepier with time. It's time to retire the blankie, and call it a day.

Not even Snoopy could survive the mid-life crisis of his good ol' pal; he's retired to the dog…
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