Christopher Walken Reads Twas the Night Before Christmas

Ok, so that isn't Christopher Walken, but it's pretty close.

Either way, you can't complain when Kevin Pollak, who sounds as curmudgeonly robotic as Christopher Walken, reads you the best Christmas story ever written. And at least this guy's commentary helps us deal with some of the impracticalities of the old holiday tale (like how Donner is the most undervalued reindeer).

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So on the 24th, cuddle up with some cocoa and your dog and listen to this story over and over and over and wait for the terrifying dreams of Christopher Walken, dressed as Santa Claus, breaking into your house.

Merry Christmas to all, and…
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