Joe Bidens Trip to Costco Is Not Malarkey, Folks

"Is the reading level on these under age 70?"

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Vice President Joe Biden brought a toothy grin's worth of holiday cheer to a Washington, D.C., Costco on Thursday morning. Joey B. roamed the aisles of oversized mayonnaise like Regular Joe Christmas Shopper (though, with secret service and press photogs in tow), scooping up samples and chatting it up with employees.

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The veep's warehouse club trip concluded with what looked like an intense staring contest with a cashier. After spending the past few years playing stare wars with presidential pooch Bo, Biden had the upper hand -- err, eyeballs.

After the trip, we imagine the Bide-ster packed up his TransAm, did a couple wheelies in…
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