Rollerskating Turtle Thief: Todays Weirdest Thing on the Internet

A turtle rollerskates into a grocery store and attempts to steal lettuce -- that's not the beginning of a joke, rather it's the latest prank from French humorist Rmi Gaillard.

Gaillard's motto, which appears at the end of the video, tranlates to "It's by doing whatever, that one becomes whoever." Watch Gaillard dressed as a turtle fail epicly in the produce section to the tune of French metal.

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If it's not the weirdest thing on the Internet today, please point us in the right direction. We'll rollerskate right over.

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