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July 22, 2011 03:35 am PDT
Original Link: http://feeds.boingboing.net/~r/boingboing/iBag/~3/en7S5K0XDdE/jokes-from-the-ghole.html
Jokes from the G+hole
pic: via tonx I started an open "jokes" thread on Google+ today, and a lot of people contributed some very funny jokes I hadn't heard before. I thought I'd share some of them here on Boing Boing. I might post more later. • An AT&T cell tower walks into a bar and says, "I wo...enj...blac...nin...ou.........."—Shane Sargent • How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A fish.—Craig Glassner • How many software engineers does it take to change a lightbulb? None, that's a hardware problem.—Dr. Elementary • Hear the one about the programmer that got stuck in the shower? The directions on the shampoo said "Lather, Rinse, Repeat"—Tony Gonzales • How did the hipster burn his mouth? He started eating the pizza long before it was cool. —Mark McCorkell • Werner Heisenberg is pulled over for speeding. When the state trouper asks "Do you have ANY idea how fast you were going?", Heisenberg just smiles and says, "No, but I know where I was!"—Laconia Laconia • Q. How many designers does it take to change a light bulb? A. Does it have to be a light bulb?—Joe McMahon • Q: How many screenwriters does it take to change a light bulb? A: But the light bulb is the best part!—Brian Doom...Original Link: http://feeds.boingboing.net/~r/boingboing/iBag/~3/en7S5K0XDdE/jokes-from-the-ghole.html
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